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INVISIBLE SOULS - Leave .308 holes

TAGS: invisible souls leave 308 holes
Rating: 4.7/5

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- June 2, 2013, 7:56 am
Optimum distance for him is 500 to 800 yds. The lens is exposed because he just flipped the camo off of it to fire. Otherwise a flap of the burlap would cover it. It won't reflect light (sunshade) and you're dead before you see him at distance.
Nissta - March 8, 2012, 6:14 pm
Strange that I never saw the need to do this AND I still hit targets at 500yds one of them being a markers pointer telling me I'd missed when I hadn't. I was just using an iron leaf battle sight not a scope on the good one L1A1 7.62 Self Loading Rifle....
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 11:28 am
camo mesh netting added to the rifle's ghillie to run over the objective lens, although it slightly diminishes light transmission, the 'cat-eye' lenscovers do the same
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 11:26 am
Well true, I mean you see him now because the camera is focussed on him, but from 300+yds you might not?? and I actually saw a better defence to cover the scope, protects against scope glare as well as the perfect circle forming, ~[Cont. in reply]~
kj8541 - March 6, 2012, 11:12 am
Except he is not invisible. I have yet to see one of these with good veg and a cat eyed scope.


TAGS: happy person leave alone
Rating: 4.81/5

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dizzypopredux - September 29, 2011, 6:06 am
so true, surprised this showed up randomly like it did, i'm relatively new to the site. Iv'e had this thought in my head pretty recently.
Budog - September 28, 2011, 8:23 pm
True wisdom from the heart, very well said. 5L
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:21 am
true word5

The Holidays Are Coming ! -


TAGS: loner me take leave
Rating: 4.76/5

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SqueegeeDinoToy - January 23, 2012, 11:25 pm
wish i could give more than 5l


TAGS: leave stay love hugs removed
Rating: 4.78/5

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WestTexRedneck - August 31, 2011, 12:28 pm
maybe she just needs a hug...
Airman - August 29, 2011, 12:44 pm
I have a friend who came home from a trip to an engraved message similar to this
mariand - August 28, 2011, 5:16 pm
...and you won't have to read beyond word5


TAGS: leave no doubt
Rating: 4.48/5

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Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 11:50 pm
Five lions, and the first motifake ever to be added to my favs.


TAGS: lost love leave me alone
Rating: 4.79/5

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spacedog - October 21, 2010, 6:29 pm
Nice one Admiral.
MisterAnt - October 21, 2010, 2:59 am
That is so sad. My heart aches for you. God bless.
crankyhead - October 21, 2010, 12:49 am
5 slit wrists.

RED OCTOBER - Not a difficult hunt in Newberry, MI.



TAGS: life live it well leave a proud legacy
Rating: 4.96/5

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Sean - August 6, 2010, 11:16 pm
Since none of my choice items of apparel are both tattered AND blood soaked (or even chrimson bespeckled), I'd say I'm way ahead on points, compared to that dude. An uplifting poster, indeed!
thatonechick - August 6, 2010, 10:54 am
F you, "You have already voted!" notice. 5L again, if I could.
phydeaux - August 4, 2010, 11:59 pm
For my own reasons, that just makes me cry. Words escape me.
Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 8:10 pm
Powerful, 5L

even Hitler -

TAGS: where does that leave you
Rating: 4.71/5

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Iconoclast - August 13, 2014, 12:45 pm
Yeah. He loved her to death.

TRYING - Is the first step to failure.

TAGS: thats going to leave a mark
Rating: 4.12/5

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Iconoclast - August 24, 2010, 9:19 pm
But, TRYING is also the first step to success. If you try, you may fail. If you fail to try, you will never succeed.
crankyhead - August 24, 2010, 9:16 pm
nice poster AA
pzykosiz - August 24, 2010, 8:56 pm
an old one, but a good one, 5L's
spacedog - August 24, 2010, 7:02 pm
HA! Nice one. Good thing he's wearing a helmet or he might have messed his hair up. 5L
Faceplant31 - August 24, 2010, 6:57 pm
Looks familiar. 5L

VISITING - When we have company, they usually don't overstay their welcome.


TAGS: leave no regrets iceman
Rating: 4.68/5

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GySgt1811 - November 27, 2010, 1:43 pm
Thanks, Ice; you helped me make up my mind. 5 Sins.
Reality Lord - November 27, 2010, 7:58 am

real nice...solid 5
Cubbybear - November 26, 2010, 8:36 pm
True 5lions

EPIC FAIL - Mother nature wants you to fail.

the story of your leaving -

TAGS: old place people leave mariand
Rating: 4.93/5

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CloudchaserS - August 21, 2013, 5:56 am
Good point, there is that.
mariand - August 20, 2013, 6:14 pm
Yes...that's about...but what if you are disliked because you are the best?... disliked from envy...
CloudchaserS - August 20, 2013, 12:51 am
Or you're disliked so much they don't want you back.
crankyhead - August 19, 2013, 7:36 pm

WE ALL WANT - to leave our mark on the world. Or better yet, another one.

TAGS: footprint moon want world leave
Rating: 4.67/5

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pickleviper - May 25, 2012, 6:18 pm
A 'world may refer to any planet or heavenly body', which includes moons. It says that on Wikipedia so it must be right.
Rick69 - May 25, 2012, 6:13 pm
I will excuse the fact that the Moon is actually not another world this time...


TAGS: greybeards never leave they just take longer naps
Rating: 4.41/5

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agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 6:15 pm
Love it.

DEDICATION - NO! I can't leave, Someone was wrong on the internet!

TAGS: wrong leave internet
Rating: 3.92/5

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pzykosiz - May 2, 2010, 11:43 pm
that would totally be me

Not Bragging -

TAGS: real men leave tracks
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 30, 2014, 2:21 am
N-I-I-ice!!!!!!! Miss Priss, I bow be for your mastery of the slam! I sit humbly at your feet and learn! ROTFL!
MissPriss - December 30, 2014, 12:56 am
Thedge...Thedge...Thedge. A little 5L advice. Your walking cane goes out on the left or right side dear!
Thedge - December 29, 2014, 5:08 am
Exactly... cold removes the mystique.
steve1961 - December 28, 2014, 8:04 am
Reminds me of the time when I skinny-dipped in Loch Ness years ago...
mizzdizz - December 28, 2014, 4:05 am
Dream on, boys! oh. Wait a minute.... so am I! 5 smirking lions!
Thedge - December 27, 2014, 10:23 pm
Thanks... was pretty cold out.
GaryO - December 27, 2014, 9:35 pm
Yup. Sorry about yer diameter
Thedge - December 27, 2014, 2:30 am
concern3 - December 27, 2014, 2:26 am
Excellent 5er


relief -

TAGS: when humans leave
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - July 1, 2014, 7:35 am
They look like little Wookies.



WELCOME TO UTAH - Be careful, it's exactly like that ...


TAGS: leave that frog alone
Rating: 4.11/5

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culos - August 30, 2010, 10:29 am
This has been an announcement of the Motifake Univerity
culos - August 30, 2010, 10:28 am
*of the patient; if the frog produced eggs within the next 24 hours, the test was positive.
culos - August 30, 2010, 10:28 am
Following the rabbit test an improvement arrived with the frog test, introduced by Lancelot Hogben, which still was used in the 1950s and allowed the frog to remain alive and be used repeatedly: a female frog was injected with serum or urine of the
Cloudchaser - August 30, 2010, 10:17 am
What I was thinking. I know "the rabbit died" reference, but pissing on frogs?
Zealot - August 30, 2010, 9:27 am

HEY - Where Did Everybody Go??? It's Not Like I farted OUT LOUD Or Anything

IN AUTUMN'S WAKE - "Remember why we died." For they did not wish tribute, nor song, nor monuments nor poems of fleeting beauty. Their wish was simple. "Remember us"

TAGS: leaf leaves remember their sacrifice eternal cycle nature
Rating: 3.58/5

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BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 5:24 pm
*sniff sniff...sigh*
spacedog - November 2, 2009, 11:27 pm


TAGS: oh lord dont leave me hangin here kgb cia fbi
Rating: 2.95/5

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agdaniele - June 23, 2009, 12:34 am
Not all black.... she's half Apache.
Sean - June 23, 2009, 12:25 am
Yer married to a black helicopter? k****, but surprisingly quiet, no?
agdaniele - June 23, 2009, 12:15 am
That's no eagle....
Sean - June 23, 2009, 12:10 am
That eagle tokd you to say that, didn't he? I mean, you can even tell from here he's wearing a wire.
agdaniele - June 22, 2009, 10:27 pm
3.5!!! This must be your worst poster ever!!!

ATTENTION TIMMIES - Lassie can't save you here at Motifake

TAGS: lassie leaves timmies to die
Rating: 4.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 30, 2013, 1:09 pm
5L! Haha!
Reality Lord - September 1, 2010, 9:18 am

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. OMG!!!! and this is a new guy!!! stellar...frickin stellar.


TAGS: santana leave your lights on
Rating: 4.4/5

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gas - February 27, 2012, 9:52 am
really nice tribute


FIRESTORM - Not just a comic book hero anymore.

PETER PAN - This is what happens when you leave your kids alone TOO long.

TAGS: better leave peter pan
Rating: 3.23/5

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MissRed - May 24, 2010, 11:05 am
Oooooh my....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 9:17 pm
That reminds me....it's 5butjam's birthday.........Toss that salad m**********r!!!!!
MO - May 22, 2010, 8:52 pm
Oranges and a**! Both are in sales. There's worse family traditions.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 8:48 pm
I wouldn't know....she's Aggy's sister.
MO - May 22, 2010, 8:42 pm
Demanding little h***er ain't she?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 8:37 pm
That's what she said!
MO - May 22, 2010, 8:36 pm
Come again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 8:24 pm
Repeat grew up to be a trans***ual c******d.....It's sad.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 8:13 pm
As a twin, I'm offended....my parents made us wear "Pete and Repeat" shirts....I was Pete.
MO - May 22, 2010, 8:07 pm
No need to reply to that dumb a** question. Just reminded me of it...
MO - May 22, 2010, 8:05 pm
Pete and re-pete were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off...who's left?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 7:57 pm
Peter Peter......whaaaa.too easy?
MO - May 22, 2010, 7:42 pm
Peter beater?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 7:21 pm
Peter Pantywaist?
Mongo - May 22, 2010, 5:06 pm
Peter Puffer?
agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:52 pm
Peter Pansy?
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 9:25 pm
Ya know after awhile he's almost kinda cute...In a weird p*** kinda way...

peace and quiet -



Koala Logic -

TAGS: koals keeper leaves threat
Rating: 4.71/5

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TerrorAustralis - March 3, 2014, 6:58 pm

Insane -

THE MOTIFAKE POLO - For the discriminating sociopath. Sizes: XL, XXL, XXXL and OMG! Stain Resistant.

TAGS: even if you never leave your mothers baement youll look great
Rating: 4.56/5

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rerun - August 29, 2012, 7:54 pm

Cubbybear - April 13, 2010, 10:01 pm
By the way that's not the Hawaiian Islands...It's a stain! 5/5
spacedog - April 13, 2010, 7:07 pm
HA! If the OMG doesn't fit, Jake will mail you a bucket of paint and a sticker with the logo. 5 grandes leones.
Zealot - April 13, 2010, 2:40 pm
I want one
R.S.Jake - April 13, 2010, 12:19 pm
Special size orders are $5 extra. Colors cum in Scorpion Grey w/ black trim, Off-white w/ pink trim, and black on grey as shown. Also available in long-sleve for those cold lonely nights.
forseti - April 13, 2010, 12:14 pm
cubby-edition? 'cause of the pocket for tissues...
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2010, 12:11 pm
Hey wtf, not all of us are the sixe matt was in third grade. I will need a special order sixe i guess. 5L
GreyScorpion - April 13, 2010, 12:02 pm
I'll take 2. Got any in, grey? 5L..."thats what she said"


THE SHADOWS - Wait... and Watch

THE IRISH ROLEX - superior design superlative functionality


TAGS: barbra mrs cleaver we will miss you
Rating: 3.95/5

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GeorgiZhukov - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am
This is a good movie. I give this 5.
Neener - October 17, 2010, 9:05 pm
I love that movie!

CANADA'S SECRET WEAPON - And here all this time I'm worried aboot sister biting meese!

TAGS: pissed beaver im getting a cleaver
Rating: 3.83/5

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CANADA - December 1, 2009, 2:19 am
Who told yu we had WMDs

DO YOU VOTE DOWN POSTERS WITHOUT LEAVING A COMMENT? - This also applies to.... Critiquing posters without creating them and re-submitting rejected posters!

TAGS: loser timmy at least have the nuts to leave your name
Rating: 3.73/5

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MO - February 24, 2010, 8:17 am
The beard looks good on you Trash!! Loong overdue man!!
agdaniele - February 23, 2010, 10:39 pm
Timmys are cowards... they don't announce their hate, but most all anti-timmy posters get back-door low ratings.
TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 10:25 pm
I would just like to point out that this was voted down yet no comment was made. I guess the proof is in the poster! You are a sniveling little wuss and you know who you are! Coward.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 4:23 pm
DreMagnum - February 22, 2010, 1:22 pm
Aggy, i liked your idea, so i copied it. Sorry.
R.S.Jake - February 22, 2010, 12:02 pm
I don't even want to know why pig and elephant DNA are in your stomach.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 11:46 am
Thanks Jake.... but for whatever reason, anything seafood related doesn't want to stay in my stomach once Guinness is introduced to it. Like pig and elephant DNA.
R.S.Jake - February 22, 2010, 10:41 am
@ Aggy, I don't drink Guinness often, it's too heavy for me. But when I do, Clam Chowder and Sourdough Bread go GREAT with it! IMO
lesterinside - February 22, 2010, 3:54 am
How about 5L Mr?
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:29 am
Take it easy, TTH.... and thanks for the overwhelming amount of great laughs in comments and posters... great, great posters.
spacedog - February 22, 2010, 1:28 am
G'night TTH.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:26 am
Well I gotta get up for work in a few hours. Good night all and sick dreams.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:25 am
Chocolate? Ok, now you're either screwing with me or hitting on me.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:23 am
or chocolate.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:23 am
Yum. Now I want cheese fries. And you know what? You're 100% right. Fries do work with Guinness. d***, I'm being schooled on Guinness? What has happened to me?
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:21 am
Fries. IMO
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:14 am
And I'm mexican... I don't have shoes.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:14 am
They are an awful combo. In fact, I have yet to find a food that went well with Guinness.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:07 am
Taco's and Guinness sounds awful!
CANADA - February 22, 2010, 1:05 am
only to 10? take off your shoes
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:04 am
It's quasi-mexican... I'm a wannabe tortilla flipper.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:03 am
Uno, due, tre, quattro, cinque, sei, sette, otto, nove, dieci.
CANADA - February 22, 2010, 1:02 am
I try to vote and view every poster every day since I've been here
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:01 am
He has to be able to count up to a dozen to bag the oranges.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 1:00 am
Yeah, like you know your numbers....uno dos tres......
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:00 am
You would look better in a pink dress if those numbers were reversed.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:57 am
LOL TTH..... you like it?!?!?
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:56 am
Shaddup, mooooo... I know you vote based on normal opinion. I would have to ban myself if it was quantity... But, I vote on every single poster... so, all my numbers are higher.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:55 am
Nice Avatar Aggy.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:55 am
I've never asked anyone to answer to their voting... it's not about how many 1L's or 2L's you vote (no, drizzle, 2L's don't keep you off the bomber list). It's targeting that I do not tolerate.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:55 am
I only care if I'm getting bombed out of spite *cough Mustyk *cough.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:53 am
I vote 1L quite a bit... 2L or 3L if it's awful, but they put effort into it. But, I don't vote based on user, nor to boost my own ratings... hell, I still get hit from time to time on my cache... but who cares? I give timmys good cause.
Haarakkon - February 22, 2010, 12:51 am
Absolutely right, Agd.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:49 am
I only vote 1L on offensive posters, I 5 what I like and leave the rest alone. If I 1L a poster I tell the creator why. Thats just my way though.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:45 am
I'm all for low ratings... especially if you rate all posters. Most of us are aware that there's a good 60% we don't like at all. But, selecting target posters isn't the right thing to do. Sorry, guys... thinking out loud here.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:39 am
Woof Woof grrrr sniff Spacedog!
spacedog - February 22, 2010, 12:36 am
Excellent work all day TTH, 5Ls again.
Haarakkon - February 22, 2010, 12:02 am
Heh. Yeah, really extroverted, too. ;-)
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 11:24 pm
Such the charmer.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:20 pm
Maybe we should talk it over over dinner.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 11:17 pm
I'll bet you 3 to 5 it's me who is on queue detail.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:12 pm
Who has the queue detail tonight?
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:10 pm
And GS? Put me down for lemming.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:09 pm
It's kinda like being invited to a meeting at an Italian restaurant, Agd. Just not sure if I should go down that road or not.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 11:07 pm
Don't you start, haar! LOL
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 11:06 pm
what are you Har, A man or a mouse? ;)
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:03 pm
Uh-oh. I like it alot, TTH, but now I 'm scared to vote.
CANADA - February 21, 2010, 11:01 pm
Thanks GS, though i might help ID some of us
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:58 pm
nice avatar personalization Canada!! I like it
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 10:53 pm
It's part of it... he was 5Ling himself, and knoking off top 5's - as well as 1L targeting an unreal amount of users.
CANADA - February 21, 2010, 10:50 pm
Is that how Gullio got banned?
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 10:37 pm
If you bomb top 5 posters to keep yours on top, you will be banned.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 10:14 pm
Then again, I'm italian... I always compliment a pink skirt.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 10:13 pm
You've blown it out of the water... incredible stuff across the board!
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 10:12 pm
I have never made this many posters in one day. My back feels great and my smoke is excellent. Thanks for all the votes guys!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 10:08 pm
GREAT poster, TTH.... and, I agree with the chick in the pink tutu!
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:05 pm
look at all the top 5's TTH has!!...all pretty in pink
CANADA - February 21, 2010, 10:00 pm
I didn't know that i had to say chickFAKES suck and anime blows every time I 1L it

THIS SHIRT - I have made a killing selling it to all your friends.

TAGS: please leave
Rating: 3.27/5

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spacedog - February 23, 2010, 5:23 pm
If the shirt had read "I'm with stoopid"--> would have been 5Ls ;)


IF - You can tell me which Jonas brother that is please leave now.

TAGS: jonas g** leave
Rating: 2.57/5

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Leta - June 12, 2011, 2:15 am
there's a straight one?
Leta - June 12, 2011, 2:15 am
there's a straight one?
agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 12:19 am
Guinness! (they're still ghey)
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 12:11 am
There's a straight one?
Bob D. Sailor - March 16, 2010, 8:48 pm
The g** one?
frixxxx - March 16, 2010, 4:11 pm
What the F@$& is a Jonas brother???????

american pie -

Final Thought -

TAGS: thought leave insult intelligence
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 21, 2015, 12:48 pm
My dear precious Mr. Gary...you're the only man in my life that can still make me say oooooo! Teehee
GaryO - February 20, 2015, 8:00 pm
My dear dear Miss P, my precious Miss P, I meant if you left, it’d be good if you ‘left like Greeny'...cause he came back...silly monkey.
GaryO - February 20, 2015, 7:59 pm
It is becoming very evident that my choice of words lately have not been the best in conveying what I mean.
MissPriss - February 20, 2015, 10:50 am
Oh Mr. Gary you could only wish. What would you sick bastrads do without me? Possibly enjoy the silence? Wouldn't give y'all the satisfaction...teehee. Like a woman's periods during pre-menopause, won't be as regular is all.
MissPriss - February 20, 2015, 10:44 am
Jesus...only your Father knows the answer to that...teehee. Not leaving, just a few personal battles so not gonna be on much.
GaryO - February 19, 2015, 10:00 pm
Hope she does, cause Greeny came back (but I'm thinking this is just another Miss P 5Ler)
JesusWept - February 19, 2015, 6:58 pm
Final thought?! You're not gonna leave like Greeny?